Post reblogged from Did you hear that meatbag? with 6,981 notes
i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me
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“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
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good night
oh my god
The overlord has spoken. And it was good.
Source: modernizing
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Valyria was the last ember, and Valyria is gone. The dragons are no more, the giants are dead, the children of the forest forgotten with all their lore. Sad to say, but magic is gone.
what if that’s what happened in our world.. We once were a land, filled with beautiful magic and creatures. But then it was snuffed out as time passed on. and now, here we are. Left with nothing..
Source: bericdondarrion
Photoset reblogged from Welcome to the Grand Illusion with 174,221 notes
#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
Source: aliuqet
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All of human history has led us to the moment that we developed the technology to digitally add a top hat to a photo of an adorable miniature octopus.
Just look at how fucking dapper that octopus looks. Look at it.
Source: darkroastedblend.com
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This guy got his eyes tattooed on his eyelids.
This man’s eyes are closed in this picture. His eyelids are tattooed with images of eyes.
Source: did-you-kno
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According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
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